WE ARE SATAN'S PEARL HORSES. WELKUM TO AV HELL... BETA VERSION.
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Starring the usual unfunny idiots. NSFW.
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If that's not a pearly horse, then what is???
Original photograph courtesy of Nikolai Antonie.
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Illustration by Charlie Wright.
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The Most Depressing Seat at McDonald's.

While this said hand was in my pocket.
Original photographs courtesy of Micah Wilson.
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"Oh, HAI."

Woodmont the Cat. This Brooklyn cutie lives somewhere outside my bedroom. -Kohta
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A special Valentine's Day message from us.


Sketches + Image courtesy of Tammy Chang.
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Starring Mike Nichols and Micah Wilson.
Featuring the masterful soundtrack of Chad Kroeger and Josey Scott.